Are you Hell-bent on squandering your children’s inheritance?
Does your house already smell like a cigar? Are your carpets soaked with liquor and tears?
Do you hate fighting with old people holding piles of $5 buffet food?
Tired of late night bus rides down the Parkway?
Then the Game Maker with Interactive Video Play is for you. We call it the DREAM Maker 3000.
The Dream Maker is being sold at a loss to move fast. Don’t worry… there are more in stock than Walmart’s Black Friday $199 laptop.
This is a limited time offer not good with any other coupons or promotions.
Oh and Mom… the picture was taken, sent to MaryJane and a jaunty blog entry created. Jackie is still screaming ‘IT’S A WAAAAAAAAASSSSSSTE!’ over and over. She’s not completely sure why, either.